Lonely physics student in Malaya

Shafiq Effendy lives in Lembah Keramat, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. He is lonely. He's a lonely physics student in University of Malaya (whom he touts as one of the best universities in the world). Hubris aside, deep inside he's a forlorn creature with pathological fear of being called infantile.

According to his blog at sharkfish.blog, he's an inviterate loser:

Love, Sensuality and Devotion

After talking to one of my best friends, I realised that love is something that comes naturally. It reallly sounds stupid to me. How can you make something to happen naturally when you try to make things work like crazy? For those of you who do not know, I've been turned down many-many times in my life, and recently I've been turned down last Wednesday. I have never had a true relationship with anyone. Just for the sake putting it on my blog, this is the list of girls that I have approached in my life and I have failed with all of them. They are:

1. Ida Raihana Masoud
   
2. Siti Salbiah Abd Karim
3. Nur Dhabitah Azman
4. Noor Hazwani Adibah Ramli
5. Wan Nurazlina Wan Azmy

It's intentional to put their full name so that when they google their own name, my blog will be on the results page. It's not like people look at my blog, right? So far I am still single. My friend said the reason I failed to be in a relationship with anyone is because I'm not matured. Huh? Not matured? People have been telling me that I'm more matured than my age, now she is telling me that I'm not matured for my age? Not in love and relationship things, she said. Well, it's true. I'm a serious, not-romantic type of person. If it is true that love comes naturally, I'm going to stop my effort of finding the right girl. For now, I don't really enjoy my life, but I'll see how things will work out...

Yahweh! For the love of Jehovah! Get yourself a life, and a mac, and a pr0n DVD, and a bundle of tissues...you filthy geek.